Someone just tried to assassinate Trump

[jeeeep]

Print out this list, guys, it could come in handy.

Here Are 12 Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With If You Just Say 'We Are On Stolen Land'

Stolen land is all the rage in the news lately. These days, everyone gets a free pass to do as many fun crimes as they want on land swiped from indigenous peoples, as long as they keep pointing out that the land was stolen.

babylonbee.com

"Wearing socks with sandals: Just kidding — this one is never, ever OK."

so does that mean we can...