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[Aceisback]

 

[circlepete]

 

[NPC 6060⁸42]

When your wife starts a sentence with "When you get a chance..." just go ahead and start putting your shoes on.
She means now.

My wife’s favorite is WE really need to! Which of course really means I need to perform what ever task follows.

 

[Jsouder53]

My wife’s favorite is WE really need to! Which of course really means I need to perform what ever task follows.

My wife’s line after I say I’ll do it after work is:

I’ll do it myself.

That gets me to do whatever it is now, knowing damn well I’d have to fix whatever it is she plans on doing and it would take me twice as long.

 

[TrailHunter]

These are getting good.

 

[circlepete]

 

[Ddays]

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